Boleros. I suppose they have some purpose. My mother carefully selected a wedding dress that had a nifty little lace number modestly covering her tea-length strapless lace-and-tulle wedding gown. She wanted to be able to wear the dress again, and she did. I saw my mother off to any number of “formals” with her wedding gown brightened up by corsages of different roses while my father was in dental school. I doubt many people can say they’ve seen their mothers heading out the door in their wedding gowns.
There are some times when the things make sense–boleros, I mean. They make low-cut dresses church-or-temple-friendly and then come off for the boogeying later. I’ve seen the occasional jacket dress that wasn’t hopelessly frumpy, even owned a couple, but mostly, they’re frumpy. If you like them, lovely. Wear them.
But here’s my gripe: The world is full of cute sundresses, strapless dresses, sleeveless dresses and some of them even come in plus sizes. Dandy. And we buy them and wear them, mostly with boleros. The point is, they cover our arms, which most of us don’t much like. There are skinny women who don’t like their arms–age tends to render pretty much everyone’s arms a little floppity and mostly we’re not exactly happy about floppity flesh. Mostly we we’re even unhappier when the floppity flesh in question is relatively vast.
So we wear boleros over our summer dresses. And melt. We’re already wearing our extra blankets of flesh, so summers already suck for those of us whose bodies are inclined to stick to themselves.
According to the doctrine of Fat Acceptance, I’m suppose to like/love my body just as it is. Is that, I wonder, really necessary in order for me to have a healthy, happy relationship with it? I don’t know. I don’t actually think so. I think having to believe in the perfection of my body in order to love it and treat it well would mean that I was in an adolescent relationship with my body. Grown-up, healthy relationships involve loving things even when we know they’re not perfect. And I’m not generally fond of anyone’s “have to”s. I think I can love my body, respect my body, care for my body without liking every inch of it. I don’t have to think it’s every limb and line is objectively beautiful in order to be good to it. Which kind of raises the issue of whether there is any such thing as objective beauty, but that’s a bit of a digression.
Even though I can’t find boots that fit them, I really like my legs. And even though they’re a bit battered, I really like my hands. I don’t like my arms. Never much have–they’ve always been disproportionately fluffy and now they’re fluffy and floppy. I’m happier in sleeves that come to my elbows. My taste, my choice. But I suspect that a lot of other fluffy women would like elbow length sleeves, too. Because that’s very, very frequently the sleeve-length of boleros. Can’t be a coincidence.
I posted something on Facebook at the beginning of the summer talking about my perennial search for summer dresses in grown-up colors (okay, I always want everything in versions of olive green…teal’s nice, too) with open-but-not-floozy necklines, elbow-length sleeves and pockets in doesn’t-need-ironing cotton poplin. I got a lot of “oh-please-please-please” responses (and one comment from a friend in Africa that those dresses are everywhere in Africa). I actually drafted a letter to Land’s End with three drawings. Never got it sent, but I still might. I suspect that there are a lot of women who’d like a little more sleeve but not another layer, because we don’t dress like Bedouins–which requires a lot more layers that are a lot looser than we’re prone to wear–lots of wicking involved there.
So why don’t more manufacturers make more dresses with more sleeves? I suspect they’d say that making dresses that require boleros allows more versatility. I suspect that’s crap. I think it’s mostly marketing. It forces us to buy two pieces rather than one. Any versatility is a side effect rather than an intention. Floaty shirts that need camisoles–lovely, except they’re two insulating layers and often two separate transactions. Money. Again. Somewhere in China/Thailand/Indonesia there are women sitting at 1000-stitches-a-minute commercial sewing machines for 12-14 hours a day, breathing fabric dust and doing staggeringly repetitive-but-precise work so we can have to buy yet another piece of clothing that isn’t exactly what we want or need. Also, not making sleeves saves fabric, thread, electricity,worker-hours, and per-unit-cost.
But, digressing into eco-feminist depression aside, fat chicks end up wearing two layers in the summer and at weddings and parties where the rooms are under-air-conditioned. Partially because they don’t want to show their arms, partially because they don’t want to offend everyone else by showing their arms, and partially because they’re buying what they’re told to buy, wearing what they’re told to wear.
I’ve often thought that one of the things the clothing industry does is tease us with some clothes that are universally useful and comfortable and attractive (good jeans), and then torment us with lots and lots of pieces that are not quite right. Then they change the “styles” so we feel the need to wear the same club-membership-markers everyone else has. It always comes back to those issues–one set of people convincing another set of people that they’re (2nd set) inadequate in order to sell them something they don’t or shouldn’t need, or that will hurt them. Shitty system.
I don’t suppose the fact that I don’t own a bolero isn’t much of a rebellion. But I don’t. Go me and my floppity arms.
Of course, I sew and can make my own damn sleeves. Funny to think of that skill as a privilege. But it’s a funny world.